January 2010
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Lady Gaga is sort of the Anita O'Day of our time
with their egregious overbites and silly hatwear and what not.
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Someone just stopped to tell me that my shoes were “nice & hot”.
You know, like a good cup of coffee.
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Today
I am a terrible person. I made someone sad.
It's Complicated (The Facebook Status, Not The...
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theidiotking:
Some people are in relationships that contain a fair amount of gray area. They fight, they break up, they make up, they get back together, only to repeat the exact sequence a week later. They’re confused, they’re clouded by hormones and emotions, and of course, hormotions, which are hormonal emotions.
These couples argue loudly at gatherings, speak in muted, hushed...
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Anonymous asked: Do girls poop? If so, why? Please show your work.
Grease is on TV. As a result, my dear kitten, Rizzo, is rather confused about who is talking to her.
Anonymous asked: did you take the cat poo off the doorknob this morning?
How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the...
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Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
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Half Moon Mani Tutorial
The Half Moon Mani was popular in the 1940s and highlighted the natural half moon shape at the base of the nail. Traditionally, the moon portion of the nail was left bare, while the rest of the nail was painted.
Burlesque performer, Dita Von Teese, frequently sports a two-tone version of this look, having the moon painted a pearly white:
For the holidays, I wanted to try my own version. Yea,...
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